Tuesday, March 06, 2007
cowser classics.
cowser: "speaking of erections I got hooj the other morning with a lovely one ", cowser begins the story of how he told hooj he had an erection as he took a shit on the street while he was drunk on saturday, this is cowsers idea of how to wind up hooj, and I think it was a spot of genius !
cowser: "I remember when I was working in the circus, when I was over in the states" beginning a story of how he met this partially sighted woman who in cowsers words as a "total idiot" and a "fuckin asshole" because.. "she made these kinda fluffy animals that where supposed to be horses heads on sticks that she sold to rich American business men on this island to raise money for the blind" and cowser explains his disgust "she was sellin them for thousands and they where shit lookin".
cowser: "speaking of erections I got hooj the other morning with a lovely one ", cowser begins the story of how he told hooj he had an erection as he took a shit on the street while he was drunk on saturday, this is cowsers idea of how to wind up hooj, and I think it was a spot of genius !
cowser: "I remember when I was working in the circus, when I was over in the states" beginning a story of how he met this partially sighted woman who in cowsers words as a "total idiot" and a "fuckin asshole" because.. "she made these kinda fluffy animals that where supposed to be horses heads on sticks that she sold to rich American business men on this island to raise money for the blind" and cowser explains his disgust "she was sellin them for thousands and they where shit lookin".
