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I was born in a time and place where Barry Jones had a sleeveless denim jacket at the age of 17 and was considered to be a shit cool bloke. A place where bashins on the street was our bread and water and a time when duck hunt was totally uncool cause street fighter II turbo was all the rage. nirvana were gods, the beastie boys were edgy and Lenny Henry was funny. Ghostbusters was the greatest movie of all time ever and truly great music was only ever played on one of these hi-tec funk-a-trons beast machines, the boom box was the business !! hammer was too legit to quit and the fresh prince had boom boom shake the room with jazzy jeff. the turtles were deadly and gladiators were sexy, way before Russell Crowe. I loved every single second of my eighties youth, i was eight when the ninties came along and i have had nothing but regret and contempt for time ever since. Now I'm finished growing up and i feel that i have come to terms with who i am. a kid in the eighties and a teenager in the nineties. i love and adored being a kid and i fucking despised being a teenager so in honor of the happiest time of my life and the fact that day by day i feel i am beginning to regain the joy and happiness that the eighties once gave to me in abundance, i have decided to create the pseudonym 'The Boom Box Prince'.

"current affairs are for sponge-bob-nerd-heads who cant face the fact that they are ugly, computer-faces, who spend all their time talking about the enviornment and 'the big picture' instead of discussing things that matter, like, who your real friends are and how important an all-encompassing, well established look can be when out on the town, i mean, you want to make an impression not a fucking depression." - George W. Bush.