Friday, April 28, 2006
- A record player will not get mouldy if you leave it on your table for a week, it will still be a great record player.
- A record player can play music and great music if you have good taste but you can’t listen to a sandwich.
- A record player can breadth life into a dull party.
- A sandwich can get squashed in your pocket.
- It can be difficult to finish a list of meaningless shit talk.
- A sandwich can only be used once and once you have fully used a sandwich, that’s it. However a record player can be used over and over again.
To be fair, I am sitting pretty, with a sandwich and a record player so i have no real complaints. I have got Nina Simone ain’t got no/got life on on my record player and chicken, red peppers and pesto mayonnaise on my sandwich, in an ideal afternoon. And as Nina says “I got my hair, I got my head, I got my brains, I got my ears, I got my eyes, I got my nose, I got my mouth, I got my smile, I got my tongue, I got my chin, I got my neck, I got my tits, I got my heart, I got my soul, I got my back, I got my sex, I got my arms, I got my hands, I got my fingers, got my legs, I got my feet, I got my toes, I got my liver, got my blood, Got life , I got my life. I got my sandwich got my record player- I got life. And a dam good one at that!
