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Jesus(Roger Murtaugh): Father, you can do all things. If it is possible, let this chalice pass from me... But let your will be done, not mine.

Satan(Martin Riggs): Who is your father? Who are you? [rhetorical question]

Martin Riggs(Satan): The guy who shot me! The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker.

Roger Murtaugh(Jesus): You sure?

Martin Riggs(Satan): Yeah, I'm sure man. I never forget an asshole.

Jesus(Roger Murtaugh): I am the good shepherd. I lay down My life for My sheep. No one takes My life from me, but I lay it down of My own accord. I have power to lay it down and the power to take it up again. This command is from My Father.

Roger Murtaugh(Jesus): God hates me. That's what it is.

Martin Riggs(Satan): Hate him back; it works for me.

CONCLUSION: Perhaps Martin Riggs i.e. Mel Gibson is Satan, Perhaps that is the true message of the passion of the Christ is kinda weird you must admit. combining the passion of the Christ and lethal weapon is like the wizard of oz and dark side of the moon: too many 'coincides'!