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this weekend i went to see a home at the end of the world, collin farrell as a gay lad and it wasn’t bad - what does that say about me. is it ok to watch a film where a teenage boy masturbates his friend and then when one of my mates asks me was it any good, i describe it as a good drama. i have become an adult, i dont know when but somewhere along the way i have changed from describing gay weirdness as being creepy and unnecessary to describing it as good drama. anyway Farrell is deadly, I’m proud of him. Continuing the homosexual theme here’s a story- barry, glen, ej, Kelly and marko where on the piss in harmos (for those that don’t know him he has had sex with the same amount of women {standards varied} as john homes) gaff and they where playing darts, the lowest score takes a drink. Soon a drink turned into a shot and down the rest of the drink, then something strange happened. Harmo left the sitting room and came back in holding a ‘mens g string’ with a monkey pouch (frank n’ beans holder). “Next one to loose the round of darts has to get into this”. The lads agree and have one of the most nervous round of darts ever played by men ever. Barry looses, and refuses to put on the embarrassing tong. Donohoe, adamant on seeing some male g string action, demands that bar puts it on and foolishly says ill do it if you do.
Ej says “I’m going first cause there is no way I’m putting me balls into that after you bar”. Ej comes down the stairs and puts his naked top half around the door only to be greeted by six lads in stitches laughing, holding six camera phones. Anyway to cut a long story short glen ended up getting wrapped around a lamb-post in a pair of furry handcuffs (harmo’s) wearing only this creepy monkey tong and a head of shit locks. Serves him right god dam reggae fan. I will post the pictures if I get my hands on them.