my news

so tuesday night me kelly sarah(w) and e to the j are down on the south beach and we spot the fay lad out on the boat, kelly gives him a bell and fay says, "grab your wetsuit there kelly and come out". kelly did and went water skiing. he is a lot better than he lets on, actually hes pretty bleedin mega at it. they stayed out in the sea till 10 and me ej and sarah(w) stayed in the jeep and chatted about binoculars and tea. it was a laugh. last night i cooked dinner for sarah(g obviously) and then we watched The Fisher King, very good stuff you can tell its terry gillingham a mile off but its really good, ej watched it with us, excellent stuff. i got a lend of bjorks album dancer in the dark soundtrack it bleedin alright, worth a listen. nails is in training for the greek session, i think he's loosing it. got word from bar things sound positive in the far east. this day three weeks im in NYC. cant wait. Sarah has diagnosed herself as a hyperglassemic, mad cow, but she could well be right the symptoms are all there: constant snacking, feeling cold, tired, bragging about being hyperglassemic etc. the other day i was out side tower records and i sneezed and a hugh Lump of snott shot out of my nose, Mega! sarah said i was disgusting. what would she know, sure shes hyperglassemic !
Sarah read in the paper that 'they' are sending a probe to satillite mercury, maddness! i know. the trusty, truthful fact-filled news of the wherever, reckons that when the nasa probe reaches mercury it may have to deal with tempetures of up to, wait for it, 37 c !  there has been hotter days in ireland this fucking year. get your facts right you cock heads. they probably ment 370000000 celcius. bunch of newspaper arse-bandits.
we're going camping this weekend by the by, looking forward to that.