Tuesday, November 30, 2004
we by we i mean glen, kelly, richie(kellys buddy from austrialia who is over for a while) and me were sitting in kellys car down on the south beach the other night. a decision
was made to put on dark side of the moon by pink floyd i.e "darkside". we were listening to it for a while and then kelly brought up the "wizard-of-oz-coincidences" richie had never watched the two synchronized together before and of course we all have. the lads suggest that we do it. i take a stand a suggest what i have thought would be a good idea for quite a while - synchronizing ok computer with 2001 a space odyssey. i reckon that it would work just as well provided you watched it in the same state of soberness. kelly rings xtra vision on his mobile to see if they have 2001 a space odyssey to rent on dvd. bare in mind its monday night at 10:44 and kelly rings up looking for 2001 with darkside blaring in the background. fio the guy who works in xtra vision must think that hes the biggest stoner in rush. they didnt have it in stock so we stayed in the car down the beach and talked about the fact that gravatons (things that carry the force of gravity) travel at a speed faster than the speed of light. kelly reckons that if i discovered a gravaton i would be sure of a Nobel prize in physics. Gravity has an instant affect if change occurs where as light still takes a certain time to travel before the difference is exerted. i thought of the idea that perhaps gravity has an instant effect as it is already there. rather than light, which travels through a medium such as air, water etc gravity is present in every medium, linked to everything like a chain and so if a change occurs it is instant as effect is spontaneous.
its just a thought, sounded better last night in the car [i had kelly thinking].
was made to put on dark side of the moon by pink floyd i.e "darkside". we were listening to it for a while and then kelly brought up the "wizard-of-oz-coincidences" richie had never watched the two synchronized together before and of course we all have. the lads suggest that we do it. i take a stand a suggest what i have thought would be a good idea for quite a while - synchronizing ok computer with 2001 a space odyssey. i reckon that it would work just as well provided you watched it in the same state of soberness. kelly rings xtra vision on his mobile to see if they have 2001 a space odyssey to rent on dvd. bare in mind its monday night at 10:44 and kelly rings up looking for 2001 with darkside blaring in the background. fio the guy who works in xtra vision must think that hes the biggest stoner in rush. they didnt have it in stock so we stayed in the car down the beach and talked about the fact that gravatons (things that carry the force of gravity) travel at a speed faster than the speed of light. kelly reckons that if i discovered a gravaton i would be sure of a Nobel prize in physics. Gravity has an instant affect if change occurs where as light still takes a certain time to travel before the difference is exerted. i thought of the idea that perhaps gravity has an instant effect as it is already there. rather than light, which travels through a medium such as air, water etc gravity is present in every medium, linked to everything like a chain and so if a change occurs it is instant as effect is spontaneous.
its just a thought, sounded better last night in the car [i had kelly thinking].
Monday, November 29, 2004
I've said it before, I say it again...by using petroleum, you're a murderer at least three times:
1 - killing the ozone and all the creatures that hurts
2 - killing the Arabs in oil producing dictatorships where everyone is poor
3 - killing the desperate people that poor Arab terrorists kill
I HEART HUCKERBEES is very good. i saw it on sunday with sarah and we agreed that even though it is up its own hole it is very funny and the acting is great. the bit above is from tommy corns blog http://tommycorn.blogspot.com/ check it out. since watching the film i have found purpose and meaning in my life and i have realised that college is not so bad and so i would like to say sorry to my own blog (perhaps this is the point in my life where i will look back and clearly be able to identify the exact time i went insane {now that i have written in this point i think it will be easier to find if i do need to identfy it}) whoa! ... sorry to my own blog and indeed the people of computing applications in dcu, as my last blog didnt paint my college peers in a good light. go see the movie, its really allright!
1 - killing the ozone and all the creatures that hurts
2 - killing the Arabs in oil producing dictatorships where everyone is poor
3 - killing the desperate people that poor Arab terrorists kill
I HEART HUCKERBEES is very good. i saw it on sunday with sarah and we agreed that even though it is up its own hole it is very funny and the acting is great. the bit above is from tommy corns blog http://tommycorn.blogspot.com/ check it out. since watching the film i have found purpose and meaning in my life and i have realised that college is not so bad and so i would like to say sorry to my own blog (perhaps this is the point in my life where i will look back and clearly be able to identify the exact time i went insane {now that i have written in this point i think it will be easier to find if i do need to identfy it}) whoa! ... sorry to my own blog and indeed the people of computing applications in dcu, as my last blog didnt paint my college peers in a good light. go see the movie, its really allright!
Friday, November 26, 2004
Why going to dcu is shit. There are many reasons that I feel dcu is a piece of shit but the one that stands out is the people that attend this fucking hole. It would be an insult to geeks, nerds, computer-tools and borderline autistics to describe the people that come here to study, as any one type, but if you could combine the worst traits of each perhaps you would gain a better picture of the soulless shit eaters that surround me as I type. I hate this course.
Monday, November 15, 2004
Jesus(Roger Murtaugh): Father, you can do all things. If it is possible, let this chalice pass from me... But let your will be done, not mine.
Satan(Martin Riggs): Who is your father? Who are you? [rhetorical question]
Martin Riggs(Satan): The guy who shot me! The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker.
Roger Murtaugh(Jesus): You sure?
Martin Riggs(Satan): Yeah, I'm sure man. I never forget an asshole.
Jesus(Roger Murtaugh): I am the good shepherd. I lay down My life for My sheep. No one takes My life from me, but I lay it down of My own accord. I have power to lay it down and the power to take it up again. This command is from My Father.
Roger Murtaugh(Jesus): God hates me. That's what it is.
Martin Riggs(Satan): Hate him back; it works for me.
CONCLUSION: Perhaps Martin Riggs i.e. Mel Gibson is Satan, Perhaps that is the true message of the passion of the Christ is kinda weird you must admit. combining the passion of the Christ and lethal weapon is like the wizard of oz and dark side of the moon: too many 'coincides'!
Friday, November 12, 2004
Here are some words which i feel should be used by all who read them in the next week - to lighten up that often stagnant vocabulary
O Broggin: a hugh amount of curly hair.
Example: Mark:" hey Al check out Kellys mellon, quite the O Broggin"
karatesize: Attacking someone in a martial-arts-influenced manner.
Example: Stand back or I'll be forced to karatesize you.
rangoon boof alarm: At a Chinese buffet, the combined feeling of nausea and fear as you realize there is still an entire third helping of food on its way down to your bloated stomach. Example: Ej: Day'm Bones, you're working up a sweat.
Bones: My brain just set off the rangoon boof alarm.
Scobified: to be off ones nut on class A drugs. derived from the lunatic scoby(stevie kelly)
Example: Al: Boys ye should have seen the head on nails he was well and truly Scobified
Paleomingus: An era shortly after the neoCharleston period when avante guarde jazz music was cooler than that before the Ice Age.
Example: That's just a Paleomingus disk, AL, -Way out! my Bee-Bop Buddy!
Banger: Heavy drinker, wild minded loon, usually on the way to becoming scobified.
Example: whats up Nails? Nails: just did a turbo and got 6 for 7 stella. but it fuckin tuesday nails ye bleedin banger.
Toucher: slightly angry and perverted character
Example: Dan: that lad, doyle, is a fuckin toucher
fwinsies: The freezing winds that are let into your warm bed by other persons when they move without taking precautions to look after your warmth.
Example: As I get out of bed and let in the freezing winds, Sarah yells at me saying, If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times! DONT LET THE FWINSIES IN!
O Broggin: a hugh amount of curly hair.
Example: Mark:" hey Al check out Kellys mellon, quite the O Broggin"
karatesize: Attacking someone in a martial-arts-influenced manner.
Example: Stand back or I'll be forced to karatesize you.
rangoon boof alarm: At a Chinese buffet, the combined feeling of nausea and fear as you realize there is still an entire third helping of food on its way down to your bloated stomach. Example: Ej: Day'm Bones, you're working up a sweat.
Bones: My brain just set off the rangoon boof alarm.
Scobified: to be off ones nut on class A drugs. derived from the lunatic scoby(stevie kelly)
Example: Al: Boys ye should have seen the head on nails he was well and truly Scobified
Paleomingus: An era shortly after the neoCharleston period when avante guarde jazz music was cooler than that before the Ice Age.
Example: That's just a Paleomingus disk, AL, -Way out! my Bee-Bop Buddy!
Banger: Heavy drinker, wild minded loon, usually on the way to becoming scobified.
Example: whats up Nails? Nails: just did a turbo and got 6 for 7 stella. but it fuckin tuesday nails ye bleedin banger.
Toucher: slightly angry and perverted character
Example: Dan: that lad, doyle, is a fuckin toucher
fwinsies: The freezing winds that are let into your warm bed by other persons when they move without taking precautions to look after your warmth.
Example: As I get out of bed and let in the freezing winds, Sarah yells at me saying, If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times! DONT LET THE FWINSIES IN!
